Last night I had dinner with three dear friends. We keep in touch through email and texts and voicemail and Facebook. But last night we actually got to SEE each other. Live and in person! It was a great time of catching up.
As we were talking, one friend said that if she had a choice between a million dollars and a full night's sleep in her bed, she'd probably take her bed. Another said - my bones are creaking! Someone chimed in with what do you think about Botox? Well, I was recently told that I had wrinkles around my eyes and mouth, so that might not be a bad idea. We all dream of going to Target during the day. Alone. With makeup on. Our bodies are going south. I spoke up - girls, we're not THAT old.
But today I felt it. At least a little bit. I had to go to the middle of nowhere and my gas light came on. I found a station with old pumps. I mean, I was able to use my credit card at the pump, so they weren't THAT old, but....anyway. I took off the gas cap and could not get the nozzle in. At all. I tried. And tried. And bent over to look in for a better look. What is wrong with this thing? I put the gas cap back in, canceled my transaction. Then I tried again. I'm going to figure this thing out! There were two men at a pump near me who were probably being entertained. I came close to asking for help. Then I realized I had the diesel pump nozzle thing. Hhmmm...who knew they were different sizes. Good thing they are! So yeah, I felt old and dumb.
Then I went to Old Navy. The shorts are all too short. The dresses are too thin and clingy. Who wants to wear a strapless bra with those shirts with weird straps and cutouts? But that's not what made me feel old. It was the music. Oh my gosh, the music. Not only did I not understand it, but it was loud. Annoyingly loud. So loud that it was making me very anxious and almost jittery and tempted to ask someone to check the volume. Why must it be so loud?! Not that I want Kenny G being piped in for my listening pleasure. I don't even care if I could understand the music, just turn it down!!! I thought - get me out of here, I'm too old for this!
So yeah, I might not be that old. But I sure am feeling it.